Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?
Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?
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Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1181 views
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