Mera Beta Cricketer Banega
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya, Daddy Ne Puchha.
Daddy: “Kitne Runs Banaye?”
Santa: “Bas Papa, Double Century Hone Mein 199 Runs Baaki Thhe, Ke Mein Out Ho Gaya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1216 views
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