Bapu in a computer Exam...

examiner asked,"What is Microsoft Excel?

Bapu: " It is like Surf Excel to clean computer...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views

husband to wife said

Husband to wife, na kajre ki dhar, na motiyo ki haar, na koi kiya singar, fir bi itni sundr ho..

Wife: Saaf-saaf bolo make up ke liye paise nahi dunga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Joke

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne

Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla apne kutte ke sath.

Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha jaa rahe ho?

Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.

Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Strange marital problems

Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar vs punjabi ,

Sardar:1 over me kitne bal phanke jate hain,
punjabi:6
sardar:bilkul galt ,1 ball 6 bar phainka jata hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)