Kuttay K Bachay Pipe Se Pair Hata
1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,
“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”
Or Mar Gaya.
Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom Krne K Liye China Gaya.
In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
“Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1153 views
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