Hum Tou Achay Hain Na
Aj Ka Sabaq..
Agr Koi Hum Ko Acha Lagta Ha Tou Acha Wo Nhi Hum Hain,
Our Agr Koi Hamain Bura Lgta Ha Tou Bura Wahi Ha.
Kio K Hum Tou Achay Hain Na ..
Zindagi Say Koi Cheez Mango Tou Aese Maango,
Jesay Aap K Baap Ki Thi,
Our Nhi Mili Tou Konsi Aap K Baap Ki Thi.
Agr Koi Aap Ko Daikh Kr Darwaza Band Kr Daita Ha Tou Yaad Rakhain,
Kundi Dono Taraf Say Hoti Ha Aap Bhi Bahir Say Band Kr K Bhaag Jaye…
Aj K Liye Itna Hi Kafi Ha …
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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