Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 727 views
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