Why Are You Fighting?
Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views
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