Beizzati” Aur “Bivi”

Beizzati”

Aur

“Bivi”

Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…

Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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