Hum Bina Baat Ke Jaan Dete
Sardar: Tumhe Rajput Kyo Kehte Hai?
Rajput:
Hum Apni Baat Pe Jaan De Dete Hai Tumhe Sardar Kyo Kehte Hai?
Sardar:Hum Bina Baat Ke Jaan Dete
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