Larkion Ko I Love You Bolny

Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 550 views
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