Don't have any job

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you
to give me work

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 747 views
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