maine apni beti ka shaadi

SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1114 views
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