Boy: agr ma mar gya to tum dusri shadi kar lo gi?

Girl: Nhi ma apni bhen k pass reh lu gi.

Girl: Agr ma mar gai to?

Boy: Ma b Tumhari Bhen k sath reh lu ga ..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 796 views

Un ka bap bi mar gaya

Bap ki death pe sardar bahut ziyada ro raha tha itne me phone aya to sardar ne aur bi ziyada rona shoro kar dia.:
dost:kia howa.
Sardar:meri behan ka phone tha us ka baap bi mar gaya hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zip It Up!

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..


Patni-Aap Ne


Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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... Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)