Santa=Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rhe Ho.?

Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views

Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?

Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Khaana dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Acha roti hee dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Aakhir tamator hi Q khaaon?

Admi ki B.V aa kar boli:

Ye totla hai, keh raha hai, kamaa kar khao

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pessenger: Tumne

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Complaining

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

First day at school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek faqeer tha

Ek faqeer tha.

Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..

Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..

Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)