When Someone Touches
When Some1 Touches U and U Don't Feel it, It's Ignorance.
When Some1 Touches U and U feel it, It's Love.
When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it, Bhag le beta "BHOOT" hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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