Pandit: I am so miser
Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
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Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
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Husband:
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Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Dost: Kia hua?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teri galiyon mein ghumenge hum jaan-jaan ke,
Hume pata hai ki tune Thane mein report likhvai hui
hai,
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
r Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
DEVDAS Of 2010..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aunty:” Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho..
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Beta:” Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha..:p =D =)) ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi DoosriNahi Milay Gi…!!
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Husband:
Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
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Had Ho Gai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
Son: Konsi Bike?
... Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
Aur
Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)