Pandit: I am so miser
Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 673 views
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