Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views

main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon

Aik qaidi ne sathi ko bataya k main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon, waise ghalti meri hi thee..,

woh kaise? doosry ne poocha,

howa yoon ke main ne kutty se dosti karne main 2 mah laga deya aur chori wali raat mera pair billi ki dumm per aa geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Srdar in Coffee shop

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl vs boy

Girl boy se : apne bal to dekho jaise ghass ugi ho,
boy:isi lye itni dair se soch raha hun bhaince mere samne kiun khari hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”

admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tough Love A dyin

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)