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Ladki ke shadi me uska ex-boy friend vi aaya tha

Wo bahut smart lag raha tha, sabi ne usse pucha kya aap hi
dulhe ho

boy - nahi me to semi final me out ho gaya tha final dekhne
aya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1050 views
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