NO C!!!

Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?



Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 463 views
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