Khushamd bi pori nai

Boy :dress bahut acha pehna hai,
girl:thanks
boy:lipstick b achi hai,
girl:thanks
boy: makup bi acha hai
girl:thanks bhai jan
boy :lakin pher bi manhoos lag rahi ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 552 views
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