Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient:

Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 822 views

Sardarji calls Air India

Sardarji calls Air India,
“How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”

“Just a sec,”says the receptionist,
“Thank you.” says the Sardar and

hangs up!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Badle Duniya Sari Tum Na Badalna

Why does Waheeda Rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide?

B'coz Devanand says - 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badalna'..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman dies

A woman died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to her, "Before you enter, can you tell me God's first name?" She thought for a moment and then said, "Andy." St. Peter was astonished and asked, "How did you come up with Andy?" "Well," the woman replied, " we sing it in church all the time.

Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells me I am his own."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or
us k uper baith gayi or naukar se
kaha- ja police ko bula
Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?
Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?

Wife: Kisi ko Apne Control me kar k Apni Marzi k kaam Karwaana.

Husband: Chal jhooTi,Usay to Shaadi kehtay hain.:-) 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)