1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya
1 Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho gaya . uske baap ne
poocha yeh bachcha kis ka hian
ladki : Papa missed call to sab marte the pata nahi
kiss ki recieve ho gayi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1082 views
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