Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola




Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?

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