Tum kia bhoot se kam ho?
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai k tum ho
saya sa koi lehraye to lagata hai k tum ho
ab tm hi btao k kia tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 904 views
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