Girl: jannu is week

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge.
next week roz shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week masjid jayenge
Girl: wo kyu.....??
Boy: bheek mangne.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.


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Jo-Hua So-Hua

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

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Questions: “Why Could Ayesha

Questions: “Why Could Ayesha Takia Never Become A School Teacher?”

Answer: “Because Everytime She Moved To Write Something On A Board The Words Got Rubbed Without A Duster“

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Bathroom

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

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Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost:
Wo kaisay ?

Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

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Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

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What did you do before

Banta: What did you do before you got married to Jeeto bhabi.
Santa: Anything I wanted to do.

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Jaan roz roz mai tumhari

Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon mai anshu nahi dekh sakta.

Patni:Thiq hai,
kal se aaphi piyaz katt k doge.

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Maa Ki Dead Body

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi, Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper 2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye, Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,

Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye, Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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