Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge.
next week roz shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week masjid jayenge
Girl: wo kyu.....??
Boy: bheek mangne.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Pathan

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” ba

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Poti bhi asi kerte hai

1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha
Achanak Usne Jhuk Kar
Road Se Kuch Uthaya
Aur Zoor Se Chillaya
Kameenaay Log
Poti B Aesi Kartai Hen
Jaisay Koi Samoosa Para Ho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nokar malik se bola

Nokar malik se bola: sab yeh kesi bhains le aye hein itni der masalne k baad bhi thora sa doodh nikalti hai

Malik: wo bhains nahi bhainsa hai
Nokar:Pehle batatey mein to kal se apko usi ki chaaye pila rha hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Kha Kar So Jana..

Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya

Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai

Wife:Zehar
Husband:Mai Dair Se Aoonga
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)