Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 809 views
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