Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views

Sardar and hen

A sardar was giving with hot water to his hen,
A man asked him that why you are doing this?
sardar replies that now hen will give me boiled eggs

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 charsi motorcycle per

3 charsi motorcycle per ja rahe the

Darmyan wle ko AWAZ sunai di

““““ thaaaaaa ““““`
Usne apne aagy wale se pocha

“Goli tenu vajji a?”

usne kaha ‘nai’.

usne apne peechy wale se pocha

“te fer Goli tenu vajji a?”

wo b bola ‘nai’

Wo Khud neechy gir gya:

“Le fer Menu e vajji oou”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

musharaf ki car k neechay

musharaf ki car k neechay 1 puppy a k mar gia,he told driver 2 find owner 2 give compensation.driver went and when came back he had a lot of rose around his neck..driver replied "sir mainay ye kaha mian president musharaf ka driver hoon,kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai? ahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab Main Mar Jaun

Molvi : Jab Main Mar Jaun
Tou Samney Walon O Zaroor Bulana
Bivi: Kyon ?
Molvi : Unkey Ghar Ki Aurten
Mordey Se Lipat Lipat Key Roti Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I gave a moving

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)