Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha

Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman: Pata nahi sir.

Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa…

Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?

Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega…..

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