Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha
Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman: Pata nahi sir.
Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa…
Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?
Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega…..
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