People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’.

I say there is.....

Marry the right person, and you’re ‘complete’

Marry the wrong person, and you’re ‘finished’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 690 views

semester system

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
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Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
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Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan in race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Sim ka connection

Santa: SIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se
launga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1st Friend:" chup raho dek

1st Friend:" chup raho dekho ghar se phone hai..
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2nd Friend:" arre Zara beer ke bottle toh sarka idhar..
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3rd friend:" tune jo cigrat di wo khatam ho gayi dusri de..
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4th Friend:" (in female voice) januuu yaha aao na plz aaaaooo naaa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum 1baar me kitne

Pappu: Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
PAHALWAN: kamse kam 10
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Pappu: bas,
Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure
mohlle ko utha deta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)