Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 710 views

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,
Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya: Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho,
Maa boli: Jhagra us kambakht ne kiya hai to Saza bhe usy he Milni chahiye , Tu wahin ruk Main 5,6 mahino k liye aa rahi hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz

Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny
ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat
ki
2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
4 November 1996
5:20 purana time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta

Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,

Dulhan Ko Nahi?

Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man calls his wife

A man calls his wife through an! idea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married..

Moral: an! Idea can change your wife ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)