Pathan
Pathan Ka Challange
Pathan ny challange kiya k
Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.
Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...
Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum...!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 824 views
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Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
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shor,
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