1 moti aurat ne chor pakra aur os k opar beth gai aur nokar se boli police ko bula le aa

noker:meri chapal kahan hai?
Chor:abby meri pehan le jaldi ja yaaar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 787 views

Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Santa

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Santa
Santag
Santa123
Santaabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Child: papa ammi ka pai

Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?

Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata

Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai

Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan: Sharma k... Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye

Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English joke, you must laugh!!!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"
"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently,"don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!".

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)

Raaaaaaaaaaaabert iss harami ko

Raaaaaaaaaaaabert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

Sheeshe ko sheesha kat ta hai, lohe ko loha kat ta hai, tujhe paagal kutta katega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)