Santa;begum k liye chapal lene Gya

Santa;begum k liye chapal lene Gya
Dukandar-Santa G Size to batao?

Santa-Yaar wo to Mai bhool gaya Hu

aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views
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