Teacher to Santa

Teacher to Santa: Aisi kisi jagha ka naam batao jise banaya to adami ne par phir bi wo waha ja nahi sakta?

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Santa: Ladies toilet

Santa Rocks....Teacher shocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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