Sir Provide Me Your Pan Card No
Man At Petrol Pump: “Full The Tank Of The Car”
Attendant: “Sir, Please Provide Me
Your Pan Card No.”
Man: “What, Why?”
Attendant: “Sir, Its A High Value Transaction“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views
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Send me friend request dear, I am blocked :D
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