2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 762 views
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