Daddy, 4+3 how much?
Son: Daddy, 4+3 how much?
Santa: Idiot, you don’t know anything? Go and bring the calculator from inside. I will teach.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 765 views
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MS Excel
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BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.
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