Man1 sitting with dog
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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