Man1 sitting with dog

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No

Man 2 sits and the dog bits!

Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!

Man:That is not my dog.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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