Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se
aik cheez apno ki judai hai ”
So Plz. Aik 2 sms kar dia karo”Kal v halka jea
bukhar ho gya c..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 977 views
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