Chote log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krte hen


Bare log
"TIME"
Ki bat krte hen



Khobsurat log
"BAAT"
Hi nahi krte

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,

Wo sirf
"SMS"
Krte hen

Meri Tarah..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 743 views

Santa 100 ke note par likha

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.

Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?

Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Pizza Hunt: yes sir

Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo

Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sadqa denay say har balaa tul jaati hai

Sadqa denay say har balaa tul jaati hai . . .

siwaye us kay jo aap kay nikaah mein aa gai ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Spending vocations

I'm going to spend my vacation reviewing
everything I learned at school.
Really? What are you going to do the second day?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladka Bhola Tha Ya Bevkoof?

Ek Ladka-Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Chahte The, Ek Din Ladki Ladke Se Boli.

Ladki: “Meri Mummy Ko Tum Bahut Pasand Aaye”
Ladka Sharmate Hue Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Kuch Bhi Ho, Main Shaadi Tumse Hi Karunga, Aunty Se Kahna Mujhe Bhool Jaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)