Sardar
Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce
2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?
Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.
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