5 panjabio ne mil k 1 taxi li,

5 panjabio ne mil k 1 taxi li, 15din ho gaye lekin koi
sawari nahi milli
Q?
Q?
Q?
Q?
Q k 3 panjabi peache or 2 panjabi aage beth k
savari dhoond rahe te.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views
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