Girl's Status on facebook
Girl's Status on facebook : 'feeling sad'
*170 comments*
Boy's Status : 'Going 2 Suicide'
*2 likes*
and
*1 Comment* which reads "Dude Who's gonna use your bike now
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 785 views
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