Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views

Na cheeno mere mulk ki

Na cheeno mere mulk ki larkiyoo se Mobile ki service "REHMÄÑ MÄLIK"

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Ek yahi to kam hai jis ki waja se wo gar k kam waqt se pehly kr leti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Khane Ki Koi Chez

Wife Shoping Kr K Ai
Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola

Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
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Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi

Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Husband 2 wife

Husband 2 wife:

Me Wo Nahi K
Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya !!

Mera Wohi Mizaj
Wohi Z0q Hai !!

Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe
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Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha..

Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hai :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

It is well known saying that

It is well known saying that-`jo hase,unke ghar base.`
But the question is`ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar qabristan mein charas pee rha tha k Police a gai.

Sardar qabristan mein charas pee rha tha k Police a gai.

Sardar ne foran charas chupa li.

Police: Kia kar rhy thay?

Sardar: Walid k liye Dua mang raha tha.

Police: Yeh tu bachay ki qabar hy.

Sardar: Walid ka bachpan mein he inteqal ho gia tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)