Phool wala: Sahab yeh phool (flower) apni gf ke liye le jaen

Admi: Meri koi gf nhi hai

Phool wala: Phir apni mengater k liye le jaen

Admi: Meri koi mangater nhi
Phool wala: Phir apni bv kai liya
Admi: Mearafri koi bv bhi nhi hai

Phool wala: Dunya ke aye khush naseeb admi meri taraf sey ye phool tere liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1240 views

10 Rupee Ka Faida

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Raat light chali gayi

Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha to chala doo,banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gang of sardar

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled
Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Why govt. donot alow

Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.


Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Aishwarya's Baby in school

Aishwarya's Baby in school..

Teacher- Who is ur grandpa?
Baby- Big B :)

Teacher- Who is ur mother?
Baby- Miss World :D

Teacher- Who is ur father?
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Baby- No Idea Sir Ji.. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)