"How Many Senses DoesA Man Have?"
Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2484 views
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