Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they
Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they. Ek amreeki, ek arbi or ek pakistani.
Amreeki ney jaib sey paisey nikaley or jahaz sey neechey gira ker kehney laga, “Hamarey mulk mein daulat ziada ho gyee hey”
Arbi ney sona phenk diya or bola, “hamarey mulk mein sona bohat ziada ho gaya hey”
Pakistani sochney laga key mein kia karon, phir us ney dono ko jahaz sey dhakka dey diya or ooper sey cheekha, “hamarey mulk mein aadmi bohat ziada ho gyey hein”
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