Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they. Ek amreeki, ek arbi or ek pakistani.

Amreeki ney jaib sey paisey nikaley or jahaz sey neechey gira ker kehney laga, “Hamarey mulk mein daulat ziada ho gyee hey”

Arbi ney sona phenk diya or bola, “hamarey mulk mein sona bohat ziada ho gaya hey”

Pakistani sochney laga key mein kia karon, phir us ney dono ko jahaz sey dhakka dey diya or ooper sey cheekha, “hamarey mulk mein aadmi bohat ziada ho gyey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 911 views

Yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye

Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya?

banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha,
majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega







SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar saying to his friend

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?

Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road

by HAQ (few years ago!)

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)