LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.

*LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.
"FÄRÄZ".
Ye keh kr Wo Meri Ankh py "Mukka" Mar k bhag
gai!
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Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.....
Bolti hai k
12 Mahiney me
12 Tareeqey se Tujh pe Pyar Lutaon gi Main
Abi to ek Tareeqa howa hai or 11 baki hai:

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