*LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.
"FÄRÄZ".
Ye keh kr Wo Meri Ankh py "Mukka" Mar k bhag
gai!
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Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.....
Bolti hai k
12 Mahiney me
12 Tareeqey se Tujh pe Pyar Lutaon gi Main
Abi to ek Tareeqa howa hai or 11 baki hai:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 577 views

Lawyer

Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Gujarati : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

No Entry Film Ka Poster

Santa Drives In To 1-Way
& Cross NO ENTRY Board

Police :No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ?

Santa :Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shadi

Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Teri sorat mere dil mai

Arz kya hy
Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai
Jese chotay rakshay main moti anti phas
gayi ...???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A conversation between man & women

A conversation between man & women
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Man : How old are u ?
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Woman : A woman never tells her age
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Man : Just tell me your age
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Woman : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age .

Man : But I will make sure I will know your age ?
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Woman : How can u do that while for the last 10 years nobody
ever made me say my age ?
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Man : Hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahh ahahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)