A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 703 views

Logo ko Pyar

Logo ko pyaar pata nai kese

mil jata hai humein to samose

key saath chatni bhi ni milti :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Du dost class main late aye

Du dost class main late aye, teacher pehle se: tum late kiun howey?,

pehla larka: mera 5 rupess gumm ho gay thy,

ustad doosry larke se: aur tum?

sir main unn per paon rakh kar khara tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mujhe sardar bna do

Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor: Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna
Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola: Kocha Ye Tumne Kya
Kardiya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

The Homework Schedule

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)