A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views

12 Boys planed to propose a girl

12 Boys planed to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Ik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi
Tou Kaha Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao
Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa
Pehle Ik Bacha Gira Usne Pakar Lia
Phir Ik Admi Gira Usse B Pakar Lia
Phir Ik Kala Kooda Tou Pathan Ne Chor Dia Or Kaha
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Oye Jali Hui Lashen Tu Mt Phenko Yaar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardr student

Sardr student :miss kia ap ny hum ko kal call ki thi?????

Teacher:nhi to q?

Sardar:phr hamry mobile per q likhawa araha tha.

MISS CALL:D:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha

AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.

Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
... Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?

Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae
T0
Hair Style
"Rehman Malik"
Jesa Ho Jata Hai..
"Veena Returns"... ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)