A teacher was having trouble..
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
Similar Jokes
Bhotni apni maa sy”mama mama dkho na me kitni khofnak ho gai Hon
.
Mom;Beti Zyada Gharor ni krtay
Tm ny abi Jazz k add m Ali Zafr k sath wali larki ni dekhi :-P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar pizza lene aik pizza shop pe geya
Shop wala:
-”sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?”
Sardar:-
4 kar de yar Pata nai 8 khadey v jandey ne k nai.
by Razzi (few years ago!)
Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “Arey Vo Tera Chota Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Banta: “Kuch Din Pehle Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Mein Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Banta: “Yaar, Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya, to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts, fair hua to shadi kara denge!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye
gi!
Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain?
Dukandaar: nahi… "KEEL" hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man:
Among My 4 Sons 3 R MBA’s.
Friend:
4th?
Man:
He Didnt Study & Became A Barber
Friend:
Y D0nt U Throw Him Out?
Man:
Woi To
GHAR Ka Kharcha Chala Raha Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)