Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se
Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Dena
Chahiye,
Sardar:Woh To Thek Hai Par Ubaalne Se Bacha Mar
To Nhi Jaayega….
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