Radio main problem
Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur
kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha
mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye
chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 637 views
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