Santa amrud bech rha tha

Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 582 views
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