Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 886 views

Doctor santa se tumhari kidney

Doctor santa se tumhari kidney fail ho gai hai.....
Santa bohut roya or pucha....
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Kitne marks se ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ko rota dekh kar

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?

Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,

Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,

Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)